Religion

Posted on 31st July 2008 in Life, Opinions

Oh this can be a sore subject for many people, including me, depending on how you approach it. I see religion as something people hide behind. The different religions offer structures or rules that those people feel they can’t live without. Now I don’t view them as evil, all horrible with no point. There are good points to everything. Buddhism and passivity and peace. Treat others as you would have them treat you from Christianity. Really, my problem is with Christianity, not Buddhism.

A bit of my background. I was raised in a Lutheran church, until I was 12. Then we, my family and I, quit going to church for a couple of years. I had made a big deal about how there were no girls my age in the church we went to for 6 or so years. I hated it. After a little while we started looking for another one, one that wouldn’t care if my dad worked on Sunday. We went to another one, a huge one. We were used to small churches with maybe 50 people on a full Sunday morning. It was very intimidating. It didn’t last all that long. Then we tried another one when I was 15 or so maybe younger. That one was cool, but small as well. My parents were worried that with a small church there would be ridiculous politics and power struggles again. But after awhile once again we all quit going together. When I was almost 16 I started to go to a Christian youth group, unaffiliated with any specific church. Cool. I also went to another one, the one of the huge church I had gone to before.
Now on to some of the things that bothered me as a child about church. Like I mentioned before my dad worked almost all Sundays. He works for the Washington State Ferries. All staff works weekends, unless you are the most senior of the agents. People forget that children hear everything. I heard my parents talking about how one or two of the married couples at the church acted strangely when Dad left for work or couldn’t come. Snide little remarks that left my mom feeling alienated. I was 10. I would sit quietly “reading”, listening in to adult conversation between my parents and other couples. I could hear it, the guilt, the “I’m better than you” attitude. The women and their husbands always went to church. I was surprised. I learned in Sunday school that you weren’t supposed to judge people and make them feel badly.
Then there was the time when my mom, Ian and I went to a church to try it out. No one talked to us before the service. Then when church was over someone walked up to my mom and asked if she was divorced in the most condescending voice I’d heard in my young life. She was rude. My mom said no, but he(Dad) works. Well, can’t he just change his schedule? No, he cannot. That was the last time we went to that church.
Then when I was older and going to youth group and making new friends I saw that there were a lot of teens that would act like they had never done anything bad ever. I would hear or see later that they were sluts or drank or smoked pot or did something else considered “bad”. Well, this is weird. They lie a lot. I thought you weren’t supposed to lie. Then there was the gossip. I thought gossip was hurtful and Christians were not supposed to do things that were hurtful if there was no other point to those things than pleasure and time killing. Well, I was tired of being lonely so I ignored it.
Years went by, I stopped going to the first youth group and got too old for the other one. Then I decided to do Sunday school, help out in the Four Year-olds room. I signed on for nine months, the school year. I did well for the first few months. Then I wanted to party a bit more. Near the end of the school year I got sick, not a hang over, just the flu. The next Sunday when I went in I felt the judgment. I really had the flu. But everyone, the adults, looked at me like I had sold my soul. The next weekend I was sick with something else, bronchitis. Once again I felt the judgment. With about a month left I quit. I said that I was having health problems and needed to take care of myself. I lied. I really did, to someone in the church. I probably could have finished it.
After summer I went back to church. I partied and went to church on Sunday. I watched some of the more popular people be rude to the person they were sleeping with and then they brought them to and treated them differently. There was so much duplicity. Then I made some gay friends and the “gay issue” issue arose. Gays are sinners I heard. I was done. People have to rewrite their lives, give up everything that makes them happy or pays their bills and go to church or they will go to Hell. I couldn’t in good conscience keep going to church. I couldn’t be a part of something that hurt so many people in the name of God. They were all full of shit.
The big one was after I quit going. When really I gave up on religion, realized that it didn’t work for me. I met Rick. I didn’t care if he didn’t go to church. I asked if he believed in God, he said maybe, but he had some bad experiences with a previous girlfriend. Okay, fine. I didn’t go anyway. Then I fell in love and we both needed roommates so we moved in together. And it all started, the looks, the guilt. I just wanted to scream, “YES! We are sleeping together.”
I heard this a lot, “So when are you going to get married?”, “You don’t know?” Huh. The pressure, the looks. But those looks always came from Christians. These people are supposed to love you and not judge you and accept you for who you are. They don’t.
Also, I tried, all those years to fit in. I didn’t kiss a boy until I was 16, I didn’t have sex until I was 17. I didn’t drink until I was 16, before I kissed a boy. I was good until I saw all the duplicity, until I realized, subconsciously at first, that it didn’t matter. I was on my way out. I was making a way out of that life. I was done trying to fit in with a group of people whom will find a reason to judge you. I was making friends that accepted the fact that my dad always worked and I wasn’t perfect.
Years later I see those people, those churchy people whom say that they don’t lie and do good things, do well by their consciences. I see the fake smiles. I see how they have to keep talking about it rather than just letting it “shine” through as I heard for years. And I hear the guilt. “You don’t go to church? Why? You do want to go to heaven?”

Heaven might exist, but I don’t think that you should have to jump through hoops to get there and deny your true self. If you are gay, you have to give it up and never really be happy again. If you have sex before married you have ruined your life, you gave up something so great and wasted it. There was the mystical “wedding night” with your virginal self and virginal husband. It was supposed to be magical, and special and perfect. So anyone whom had sex before marriage won’t have it and someone whom didn’t have sex until the wedding night won’t know if it any better than sex before that night. Lies, lies made by people whom need to feel superior over others.
Why are there so many right ways to heaven? However, all the different ones say that they are the only right way? It isn’t logical, makes no sense. I won’t waste time feeling guilty, thinking I’m not doing enough. I have too much going on to waste energy on guilt. It’s a whole different kind of peer pressure.

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Baby Showers

Posted on 29th July 2008 in Life

I went with my long time friend Erin to a baby shower for another friend from “way back when”. This is her second child. She already has a beautiful little girl. Her next one is a girl as well. It was really strange. Over the last couple of years we have all drifted apart. In those few years we all grew up. It is really strange to see everyone now. Most of us are married or have kids. Erin and I are among the last few without kids. We are however married. Marriage or parenthood has gotten almost all of us.
I believe I have a bit of Peter Pan syndrome. Oh yes I do. I don’t really want to grow up. Getting married didn’t make me grow up too much. I just had to learn to share. Kids share, so see I’m not grown up. Going to school, I didn’t feel grown up. I felt like a college kid. Starting a business didn’t feel real, so there is that.
As I looked at Ashley I saw someone whom had grown up. Maybe she wasn’t grown up she just was doing what she had wanted to do. She got married and now she was having her second child. I remember hearing her talk about all this when she was hating high school. That must be what growing up is: doing the things that you want, following your dreams. If that is it then I may be okay growing up. I should make a list of things that I want to do with my life.

I want to have a big back yard
An orchard with apple, pear, cherry trees
Blueberry bushes and raspberries and blackberries
I want a huge veggie garden
I want to learn to speak another language( redoing Spanish doesn’t count)
Learn to sew something i.e., purses, awesome jackets
Learn to knit and get better at crocheting
Visit Europe, maybe live there
Adopt another dog and cat and foster some animals
Visit Africa, Australia and South America
Road trip across the US
Write a book, make my blog better
Read all Shakespearean works
Live in a different state
Visit the east coast
Visit the Caribbean
Have a horse again
Build my own shelf
Try to make everything in our lives “green” and recycled
Become an RN
Get a degree from a four-year college such as Western
Paint a picture and have it framed
Frame some of my drawings
Delve more into photography
Camp in a different camp ground each year
Write a poem, it doesn’t have to be good
Finish my “Mandi” story
Make a good loaf of bread
Learn more HTML
Watch the last season of The X Files, even though I hate Doggett
Maybe have kids?
Go to New York and see some shows
Go to Smithsonian
Run an animal shelter, domestic and wild, wild sanctuary
May I say it again? Travel, travel travel!

There are so many more. I’ll make another list later. I wonder if I’ll have my own baby shower.

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The Dark Chocolate Flavor!

Posted on 26th July 2008 in Food

I may or may not have told some of you about “Coconut Bliss Ice Cream”. I tried “Bare Coconut”, the basic flavor, a little over a week ago. It was great. There were a couple other flavors at Central Market. I picked up the Dark Chocolate flavor a couple of days ago.
It was awesome! Brilliant really. Usually, I am not a huge fan of dark chocolate. It is a little too bitter for me. It seemed that the silky, creamy coconut milk fixed this “problem”. But this, this was better than any chocolate ice cream I’ve ever had, better than Ben and Jerry’s anything, better than Breyers or Dreyers. Only during the first couple of bites could I taste the coconut. After that it became just really, really, really good chocolate. Mmmmmmm. Even if you aren’t lactose intolerant or allergic to soy you should try it!

Happy eating everyone!

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My Turn

Posted on 26th July 2008 in massage related

Yesterday I got a massage. Yes, I finally did. Some people think that because I am a massage therapist I can get massages all the time. Unfortunately that isn’t the case most of the time. I try to get one every month or month and a half. This last time it was close to two months. In between my massage, oh so long ago, and yesterdays massage I have been on two vacations, one camping out, one spent in a slightly smaller bed and then a camper with an even tinier bed. Both vacations were with family. I also did almost 40 hours of seated massage in 10 days. I like it but it is harder on my body because my forearms can’t do as much of the work. The skin is more sensitive and can be rubbed raw by people’s clothes. So I use my hands more often. Plus the angle is different so I was using different muscles and different parts of the muscles than I usually do. Long story short I was long over due.
I complained a lot of course. But it needed to be done. Just because I am a massage therapist doesn’t mean that I can handle it better than anyone else. I’m an absolute wuss.
Today, I feel bruised even though I know there wasn’t too much done. This is normal though. Anyone with chronic problems will experience this. Ice helps. I’ve been icing since last night. I feel a lot better. I’ve also taken something for the pain and used my essential oils on the sensitive areas. They will also help me to relax. Feeling stressed out or anxious will just exacerbate any discomfort. Haha, I sound like a doc. Sort of. I’ll be fine by tomorrow.
Remember, if you go for a massage and you have any sort of problems you very likely will feel sore later that day or the next day. After you get worked on a couple more times and things get worked out you will stop feeling sore. So don’t dread your massage. We have to undo some of the things that have healed incorrectly. Doctors sometimes have to re-injure things in order make them better. That applies to massage as well. This time it was my turn to hurt a little so I can feel better later.

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Saturday morning and I have a headache

Posted on 26th July 2008 in Life

I tossed and turned last night after going to bed around one with a headache. I thought it would go away. Nope. Luckily it’s the weekend so it does not really matter. I do not have to work. I can spend all day trying to get rid of this thing. I’ve already taken Excedrin. I’m trying to relax enough so that it can take effect. Did you know that if you are too worried or stressed out that pain pills can’t work? Well it’s true.
To distract myself I’m watching The Whole Nine Yards. A great way to start the weekend. What is better than Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis? I was going to watch Sex and the City, but HBO has not updated it with new ones yet. Hey, who said I have to watch something girly every Saturday morning?
Rick woke up not long after me. Can you believe, we’ve been together close to 4 years and he hasn’t seen The Whole Nine Yards all the way through. As a Matthew Perry fan I should be ashamed. I’m kidding. I’m not that pathetic. Anymore. It is surprising though.

Rick is also filling out something for the financial aid department at Skagit Valley College. My opinion is that he should have figured this out before now. We have to mail it today. But true to form he waits for the last minute. Well, it’s not my fault. He is an adult and can figure it out himself. I hope I don’t sound callused. But really it drives me nuts when he does waits to the last minute. Then for some reason it ends up that I have to help him. Grrr.
Oh well, deep breath. No reason to get pissed. If something happens and he is penalized then I’ll worry.

Anyway, well I’m icing my shoulder. I think the reason that I have a headache has to do with the massage I had yesterday. It was awesome! I haven’t had one in two or more months. I’m always sore after I get a massage. There are just too many things going on in my body to avoid it. Hopefully we can keep exchanging on a regular basis and we’ll actually see progression in our issues. Then I won’t have headaches on Saturday morning unless it is storming.

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One more belt loop

Posted on 25th July 2008 in Life

Perhaps a month or so, ago I noticed my clothes were fitting a bit tightly. And of course I looked myself over critically. Well, my boobs were bigger, annoyingly so. They do that though, change sizes sporadically for no apparent reason. Were my arms chubbier? I have a waist, but I have little love handles. Suddenly I felt like I was three hundred pounds. I’m not sure how much I really weigh. I put on some weight since getting out of school and year and a half ago. I also put on muscle. My arms are quite buff. I do have legs of steel, with a thin layer of cushion. My butt is bigger, but that isn’t a bad thing. I’ve never had much of a butt before. So it hasn’t been completely bad. But still. I had to let out my belt one loophole.
Then a couple of days ago, I noticed my pants were falling down a little, even with my belt on. I was getting saggy-no-butt jeans again. I tightened up my belt and surveyed the damage. Huh, no muffin top. Good. Was I sucking in… not much. Let it out. Not bad. Still muffin top free.
On went my two layers of clothes, one shelf tank top, and one shirt. Still okay. The whole day my pants stayed up. My belly fat didn’t bubble. Yay!
Today, I surveyed myself again. Thinner middle, I could see my hip bones better. I wonder what happened. I am feeling much better about my appearance. I haven’t been eating as much before I go to sleep. Just eating a little less all around really. I haven’t felt hungry often. It has been nice feeling one loophole skinnier.

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Printed Clothing

Posted on 25th July 2008 in Life, massage related

Oh the adventures of massaging! I discovered one day while doing seated massage at the Mill Creek Business Festival last year (’07), that print shirts worn by the clients make me dizzy. I mean really dizzy.
It snuck up on me. A lady sat down and settled into the massage chair. Starting the massage I gazed out into the crowd. Finishing with the general compressions, I looked down at the lady’s shoulders and started working on her left one. It took only about a minute. My eyes started to feel strange. My head definitely felt strange. It was the same feeling that I had when I took a too hot of a shower. Blinking, I shook my head. I looked away from her shoulder and my head quit spinning. Huh. I thought maybe it was just because her shirt was so brightly colored. It was only stripes.
After a couple more people, I had another person with a patterned shirt. The gentleman wore a plaid shirt. Once again about a minute later, maybe less, my head started to spin. I looked up and was okay. I spent the rest of that massage glancing down only to double check positioning.
Yes, all of you whom have printed shirts and want to get a seated massage should bring a second layer to put on over your bright tank top. Or you should wear another shirt underneath so you can take off the top shirt. Yes, usually we can deal with challenges. However, it just takes once for a therapist to be in the “zone” and tip over because she was so involved in working on a muscle and didn’t notice until it was too late that she was mesmerized by your yellow, poka dot shirt.

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Pet Peeves: Lates and No Shows

Posted on 24th July 2008 in Life, massage related

General consideration, really that’s all I need. If you are going to be late, call and leave a message. If you aren’t going to make an appointment, call and cancel. If you signed up for seated massage please try to remember. If on one day, the reminder in Outlook doesn’t work for you, use a sticky note and Outlook for the next time. Put a reminder on your phone. Above all, show up. If you don’t, I end up sitting around. And your employer ends up paying me to sit around and twiddle my thumbs. Or if I’m at my office I’ve wasted gas to get there and have lost a time slot that someone else may have wanted. True you are giving my hands and arms a break, but I can only say that so many times. It’s my responsibility to take care of myself, so do not use that as an excuse.
It is really disappointing. I have to show up, you should too. It’s really rather rude. I try to understand but if it happens three times, maybe there is something you can do about it.

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Never a dull moment – The nanny chronicles (part 1)

Posted on 23rd July 2008 in Life

I was reminiscing today about my days as a nanny. Good days, fun days, never boring. I remembered once incident in particular. It was summer, my second summer with Braden and Carlea. This year they had a dog, a bouncy black lab puppy named Sassy. She could never keep still. She was always running around, slipping on the hard wood floors, or attacking my cactus. To be fair she only did that once. She drove me nuts but I loved her too.
Braden was 7 ½ and Carlea was 4 ½. That summer was very hot on Big Lake. There were very few breezes and even fewer cool days. The house heated up in the morning and never really cooled off. The windows let the sun beat down on us.
That day it was mid afternoon. We had just finished lunch. The kitchen and table were a mess of course. I was going to clean up and it was time for the kids to chill and let their tummies settle to business. I asked the kids to play quietly upstairs until I was done. Up they went and on I went to tidy up. I was doing the dishes when I heard the ominous sound of nothing. Shoot, that’s never good.
“Braden! Carlea! Are you upstairs?” I called up the hallway. Braden yelled down, but Carlea wasn’t there.
“Where is Sassy?”
“I don’t know.”
“Shoot, shit, shit.” I thought. “Carlea where are you?”
No reply. I stood quietly. I heard a little sound coming from the direction of the garage. I walked down the hall, looking down the stairs to make sure I didn’t see my apartment door open. Sometimes she likes to get into my makeup and “make herself beautiful”. Nope. I heard the noise again. Opening the garage door I saw Carlea standing in front of the dog crate. Sassy was locked inside and looked unhappy, even worried. In fact she wasn’t moving, just standing stiffly. I looked at Carlea again and saw what it was that she was holding. A spray can of Resolve. She had soaked Sassy. She looked at me and realized that she was in trouble. She said nothing and stepped back.
I walked over and reached for the cage.
“Carlea why did you do this? Put down the can and go inside, wash your hands and sit on your bed. Now please.” I said very calmly. I had looked at her hands to make sure that they were not wet and didn’t smell like chemicals. Braden had come down and was standing in the doorway. He looked like he was going to cry.
“Braden it’s okay, please go inside.”
He sniffled and did as I asked. Opening the cage door I reached for Sassy’s collar and she quietly came with me. Her mouth was shut and she was clearly upset. I led her upstairs to the kid’s bathroom. She didn’t freak out or get excited. She stood, for the first time in her life, calmly in the tub. I soaped her up with shampoo, crooning calming words in her ear. She looked at me pitifully, but trusting.
She didn’t flinch as I wiped around her eyes and nose with a soapy cloth . She stood so calmly. I think she knew I was trying to fix her, make her better. I soaped and rinsed her couple of times and then dried her off. I let her go and she ran off like nothing was wrong.
“Carlea, come here please.” She came in looking very worried.
“Yes, Melissa? I’m sorry.” She said very quietly, head bent, chin almost touching her chest.
“Do you know why I sent you too your room?” I pulled her close to me. “Did you wash your hands?” I sniffed her little pink palm. Just soap.
“Yeah.”
“Thank you. Do you know why you were sent to your room?”
“Because I spray Sassy.” She looked down at the floor and made circles with her toe.
“Yes, honey. Please don’t ever lock Sassy away or spray anything on her. It can make her and you very sick. I don’t want you guys to get sick. It’s scary.”
“I won’t. I’m sorry.” She hugged me back. Braden stood in the bathroom door.
“Melissa? Is Sassy okay?” He still looked like he was going to cry.
“Yes, I cleaned her all up. She’ll be fine.” I reached my arm out to pull him into a hug. I was really worried about Sassy. I didn’t know if she had licked any of it or breathed too much of it in. But I didn’t want them to worry.
“Okay, just remember don’t ever play with cleaners or sprays okay? They can make you sick. They are only for your mommy and daddy and I to use.”

It turned out Sassy was fine. She drank a bunch of water and kept eating and ran around like her crazy self. And after that all cleaners in the garage were picked up. No one knew where she got the spray. We found them all and put them up safely. I wanted to cry and laugh, and shake my head. I did all when the kids weren’t looking.

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A Scratchy Throat Bodes Ill – The aromatherapy remedy

Posted on 23rd July 2008 in Life

I noticed day before yesterday that my throat hurt. It was just a little sharp hurt. Nothing horrible. I woke up with it. Later that morning I quit noticing it. Then yesterday morning I felt it again. I’m not sure if it’s because the fan has been running and not the humidifier or there is some nasty bug trying to wrestle with my lymph nodes. This morning I felt just a little tired. Then at my office felt like I was going to fall asleep while I was waiting for my client. I took a nap today, which was surprising, and woke up with this little headache, feeling a bit too hot, with a scratchy feeling in my throat and sinuses. Huh.
Rather than assuming I’m getting a cold, I’ll blame it on the weather. Monday was uncommonly hot for Western Washington. It was humid too. I like hot weather but when it feels like I’m walking around in “stationary rain” I start to feel 90 years old(I’m only 24). I’d much rather have it falling from the sky not sitting in the air. I know, someone from Texas or South Carolina would say that I don’t know what humidity it. No, no, I do. I was in Mexico four years ago with my mom and nearly drown. It was fine the first few days. Then, because the seasons were changing the air became more moisture laden. It stormed horribly and the “rainy season” started the day after we left. I had to smoke a ton of cigarettes to filter out the air from the moisture. The filters were dripping when I was done. High humidity makes me quite ill. I have a low, low tolerance. So the slight increase in the last week here has been sucking the life out of me.
I also think the bipolar weather is stressing my system out. It’s dry and hot one day and by the weekend it’s cooled down a lot. Then it’s hot and humid and the next day is cool and humid. I’m fighting something bigger than me! I will not admit that I am fighting off anything less than a giant monster, the Universe. It is not going to be a small, invisible to naked eye bacterium or virus. I’ll just beef up my system with my citrus essential oils and eucalyptus and all powerful tea tree oils. I’m going to start peeing orange juice and vitamin C with all that I have ingested. I wonder if I’ll turn orange. And after tomorrow I’ll sleep in a little hopefully and sleep off the Universe stress.

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